Opal Screen Time Calculator

separation_notice.doc — Notepad

RE: Termination TO: The Device CC: My Attention Span (missing)

After — years and — hours (—% of my waking life) — you're fired.
Not subject to appeal. Stop sending notifications.

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🖨 HP DeskJet 610C — Printing

HP DeskJet 610C

CERTIFICATE OF
DIGITAL SEPARATION

DEPARTMENT OF RECLAIMED TIME
IN PARTNERSHIP WITH OPAL

This hereby certifies that the undersigned
has officially broken up with their phone
after — years and — hours
of their one wild and precious life.

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My Computer

C:\APPS\SOCIAL_MEDIA\ — blocked by Opal

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TheFacebook v1.0

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Instagram v1.0

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Twitter.exe

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YouTube v1.0

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TikTok v1.0

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Reddit v1.0

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Recycle Bin

Items deleted by your phone. Cannot be recovered.

[doc] my_precious_time.exe gone

[img] skill_i_never_learned.jpg 2,190 hrs

[doc] that_book_im_always_reading.txt abandoned

[img] being_present_at_dinner.bmp 0 KB

[exe] deep_work.exe DELETED

[img] memories_not_on_camera.jpg priceless

[doc] that_hobby_i_had.doc 2008–2012

[exe] attention_span_full.exe corrupted

[img] eye_contact_at_parties.png deleted

[doc] phone_numbers_i_knew.csv 1 left (mom)

[exe] boredom_that_sparked_ideas.bat extinct

[doc] directions_memorized.txt 2007

12 items. All irreplaceable.

Chronically_Online_Calculator.exe

WARNING: RESULTS MAY CAUSE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ★ OPAL x YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE ★ HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU LOST TO YOUR PHONE? ★

> CHRONICALLY_ONLINE_SINCE.EXE

> INITIALIZING GUILT MODULE...

> ENTER YOUR DATA TO BEGIN

[ INPUT YOUR DATA ]

YOUR AGE (be honest)

28yrs

DAILY SCREEN TIME (be more honest)

6hrs

[ RESULTS — brace yourself ]

> YEARS OF CONSCIOUS LIFE SPENT ON PHONE:

YEARS

-waking life

-days

-months

-hours

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