WARNING: The following years were consumed by your phone.
Internet Explorer
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ACCESS DENIED
Internet Explorer has been blocked by Opal. Reason: You've already browsed enough for one lifetime.
[ OPAL ACTIVE ] BROWSING BLOCKED — GO OUTSIDE
Outlook Express
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Inbox — 1,247 unread messages
📧 From: Duolingo — "It's been 842 days. The owl remembers."
📧 From: LinkedIn — "Congrats! 14 people viewed your profile while you viewed 14,000 reels."
📧 [SPAM] "Extend your attention span — LIMITED TIME OFFER"
📧 From: Gym — "We miss you. Your membership is mostly decorative at this point."
📧 From: Library — "Your book is 6 months overdue. We assume you forgot books exist."
📧 From: Screen Time Report — "Congratulations! New personal best this week."
Last checked: technically right now, but are you really present?
Notepad — untitled.txt
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untitled_thoughts_3am.txt
i just mass-followed 12 accounts of people who wake up at 5am
it is currently 3:47am
i have not woken up before 10 since 2019
my screen time report said 9 hours today
2 of those were me googling "how to reduce screen time"
anyway brb there's a new 45-part series on my fyp about
a girl who organized her entire life and i need to watch
all of it before doing absolutely none of it
- sent from my phone (obviously)
Control Panel
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SETTINGS LOCKED
All settings have been locked by Opal.
You can't change your screen time limits. This is for your own good.
Options available: • Accept your fate • Go outside • Download Opal
[ ADMIN: OPAL ] YOUR SELF-CONTROL IS NOT TRUSTED
My Documents
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C:\My Documents\ — 8 items
📄 new_years_resolution_2024.txt 0 KB
📄 budget_i_never_followed.xls empty
📄 novel_chapter_1_FINAL_v2_REAL.doc 3 words
📄 workout_plan.pdf unopened
📄 screenshots_of_memes/ 47.2 GB
📄 things_to_google_later.txt 872 items
📄 passwords_DONT_DELETE.txt yikes
📄 my_screen_time_data.csv too big
47.2 GB of memes. 0 GB of productivity.
Minesweeper
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GAME BLOCKED
Minesweeper has been blocked by Opal.
You already spend enough time on screens. Try going outside instead.
Suggested alternatives: • Touch grass • Look at a tree • Remember what the sun looks like
